Quotables

So recently I have found myself documenting all the funny quotes and stories of my 3 year old on this blog.  Because seriously, the kid is a crack up!  And, because in the first years of your child formulating sentences that is what a good parent does, right:)

But I would be amis if I neglected the quotable moments of my other off-spring.  She shall remain nameless because she occassionally reads my blog and will be mad/embarrassed.  I never should have let her bookmark the site!  So sorry dear child, but this happens to be my parenting outlet and there will be times I need to write about you:)

The problem is the kid is so stinkin smart and watching her brain function is simply amazing.  Here are her recent quotes:

"I am not going to play that card game because it is merely a game of luck, there is no skill involved.  That game will do nothing to increase my cortex."

"Mom, I believe that my immune system is down." 

"It's just another load of laundry, what's the big deal?"   (her response when I found clean clothes in her laundry basket.. sometimes she is smart and other times just has a smart mouth!)

"Mom you sound like you are talking out of a parenting textbook or something."

"Mom, did you know there is a Bible App on the I-touch?  I really think I need one so I don't have to carry my Bible around."

I LOVE, LOVE you sweetie!  God is going to use your amazing memory, planning and thinking skills! I am loving watching you transform into a strong, confident young lady.  And although our personalities are sometimes at odds (because we are so much alike!), I adore that you continue to confide in me and share your thoughts.

keep saving your allowance if you want an i-touch though:)